It’s been a long looooong time. Just finishing this little scripty and then I can focus on ye old blog!

In short, lately I’ve

1) dated a guy who turned out to be a Huge Douche. I wish I could say that shocks me. I was surprised, but not shocked.

2) Surrendered my future to the Universe

3) had two friends book series regular gigs on TV and another 3 book recurring roles!

4) had ONE Pilot audition. ONE.

5) Must get better rep… but really feel the future is in the written word for me

6) planning a reading of the third draft!

Getting close to making some real headway so of course I’m all Mercury retrograded out about the past. We Cancerians love to hold on.

OK! Over and out. Nothing witty or urbane, but stay tuned cause soon you’ll be sick of hearing from and about me.

Here’s the man’s message to me whom if you scroll down can see his truly amazing picture.
“I was intrigued by your profile. OK! So here’s the deal. The ONLY typical thing I have in common with all the guys on this site is that we all look from outside in. As looks go you’re a very attractive girl and stunning is the word that comes to mind. So! That being said, I have the all so important opportunity to make a great first impression “twice” the first would be getting you to respond to my message and two when we go on our first date. In the life the usage of time is so important. Wouldn’t it be great to skip the things that waste your time and just get to the things that you find important, endearing, and meaningful? We’ve both have probably had past meaningful relationships and have learned throughout. So! Answer these three questions just to see if you and I are on the same page. Do you miss that feeling of clicking on every level? Do you miss having your eyes meet his and having a conversation without anyone saying a word. Lastly, how cool would it be to meet a person that moves to the point that you never have the desire to log on to this site again. I don’t know about you but I miss knowing I have someone that’s got my back and vice versa. Also having a sister, sister in-law’s and friends that are girls I’ve become a guy that understands women (to the extent possible) and I know how to appreciate a woman’s craziness. Ops, I mean complexity. Anyways, I hope you related to some of the items I’ve written and with any luck you and I will be canceling our subscriptions to ridiculous site once and for all.. Vinny”

~ Dear GOD, help me. Help me find the man who’s better than my last amazing boyfriend. Who, was awesome, until he wasn’t. Is this REALLY who’s out there? I mean , God Bless, and I’m no super model, but I mean, REALLY?  I surrender. I really do.

I haven’t been as present on my blog as I’d like to as of late. I’ve been busy procrastinating: hard. Also my fabulous little monkey of a lhasa apso who is 12 had to get emergency surgery for glaucoma and now only has one eye ;o/

I will post pics when she gets home, which is tomorrow. I had such a huge outpouring of love and support throughout the whole thing, I felt blessed.

My Mac also crashed this last week. So, between the hurricane, earthquake, all caps, huge chalkboard purple font from my mother warning me of the dangers of living- it seems so many people have experienced their own personal disasters recently.

I hope you haven’t, and if you have you averted the potential crisis, and if you couldn’t avert, you surrendered, accepted and let go.

This life thing is hard.

Love,

Me

if that posted in the font it was written in which was chalkboard, HUGE, all caps and Purple. Yup.

This is an ACTUAL email I got from my mother :

SHARI PLEASE LISTEN TO MAYOR BLUMBERG’S SPEECH TONIGHT ON TV.  THERE IS A CREDIBLE THREAT FOR NEW YORK CITY FOR THIS WEEKEND.  PLEASE LISTEN!!!